Got to have me in your hairy pussy
Clearnpure
Salt Lake City, Utah | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
I love a full on bush . Shaven bald whiskery pussies will be accepted as well. hairy pussy gets the worm.. If you like to receive oral, just show your bush and will lick it out for at least an hour
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Chest
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is
Owner, Director
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Sports, Learning, Tv, Internet, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino
An Ideal First Date Would Be
At my home. Cocktails at the ready. more dinner like food in case we aren't making out after an hour. Sit near each other but don't make her feel like she has to talk, try and point at the TV when she wants your opinion on what she just said. Have the house intentionally heated higher than a comfortable temperature and let her make the first move by unbuttoning one or two buttons on her blouse.She will make an off hand commentlike "I could unbutton more buttons,but good things happen to those that wait".
She falls asleep and has her head on my lap and one leg up straight like a mast on a sail boat, Her other leg was 90 degrees away. This fortunate position allows me to witness a crotch-adorned by sheer panties with the Black Forest protruding out as it were a penis-so willing and able to make me her Lumbejack.
It did ask for "ideal" so this is my fantasy, butt out. To make a long story even longer,I tookmyants off, yes the Hulk is in my underware, and she wakes up all of a sudden. bright eyedand bushy tailed and asks "Donde es la biblioteca". I took and passed high school Spanish with a "C" thirty years ago so I knew whatshe said. She asked, "Where is the bible, I am about to sin, give me a hit it will be a win-win,you know I wont fart when you are scarfing me down, that was an accident, forgive me you clown,.
She falls asleep and has her head on my lap and one leg up straight like a mast on a sail boat, Her other leg was 90 degrees away. This fortunate position allows me to witness a crotch-adorned by sheer panties with the Black Forest protruding out as it were a penis-so willing and able to make me her Lumbejack.
It did ask for "ideal" so this is my fantasy, butt out. To make a long story even longer,I tookmyants off, yes the Hulk is in my underware, and she wakes up all of a sudden. bright eyedand bushy tailed and asks "Donde es la biblioteca". I took and passed high school Spanish with a "C" thirty years ago so I knew whatshe said. She asked, "Where is the bible, I am about to sin, give me a hit it will be a win-win,you know I wont fart when you are scarfing me down, that was an accident, forgive me you clown,.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Beng a polygamist and having wives from 18-70
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
to be in a profssional porno
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Instructional, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy, Drama, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Classical, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Health, History, Humor, Political, Satire, Science, Sports, I'm An Author, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
Not having sex in the car because it is not fun when a cop is shining a flashlight on my white pasty butt whipe checking out to see how big of tits my niece has.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
Hairy pussy, natural tits, good oral and anal hygiene
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck