Hello! Need a friend with benefits!
Crymorphine
Ashland, Alabama | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
60 year old white male, retired, lonely for some sex these days.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
My Hair Is
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These
Reptile
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Military
My Job Title Is
Mechanical Engineering Technician
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Computers, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Music, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Gee...why do they always ask this?... Well, I just want to get to know someone that I am potentially going to have sex with. Learn about my date.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Yet another one of those questions: I want to try anal before I die. With all the male (& female) hype, it must be fantastic for both parties!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To make my heart sing with all the love that another person could give it.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues, Country, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
Wow...I think taking a 420 break and getting to know my guest.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
I simply must look into my true love's eyes! When I do, I will know!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck