Life's short. Fuck everything you can.
Davidlove69
Albuquerque, New Mexico | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French, Spanish, German, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Urdu, Other, Czech
I Would Describe Myself As
the most charming, humorous, kinky, fun-loving, open-minded, whirlwind of fun! Don't pull punches with me. I am NOT shy and nothing..... absolutely NOTHING can shock me (except for those things you attach to your package that sends pulses of electricity through your cock n balls till you come! Woooooooo!)
I'm down for anything and everything.
I'm down for anything and everything.
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Calves
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Transportation
My Job Title Is
Fixer
I Make This Much In A Year
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Cars, Internet, Music, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, Relaxing, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try
Asian Woodrat Sausage.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To get through it.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
Horror, Instructional, Music, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Naked woman and lubricant.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Someone who's not afraid to laugh at themselves. Also, someone who loves sex.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck