Santa has something special for you

I Can Speak

English

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Education / Academic

My Job Title Is

former college professor

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

An excellent meal at an upscale restaurant, with a glass of merlot (this differs from my normal diet of pizza and Guinness), followed by a visit to an art show (of which there are very few in Fresno). You have no idea how upsetting ti was to have the Fresno Metropolitan Museum close because the curator embezzled funds and (according to rumor) f..d various contractors and authorized remodeling that the Museum couldn't afford. So a visit to a museum after dinner (at least in Fresno) isn't in the cards, so here I would go to see a first run movie.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Sky diving and Base jumping.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Once A Month

My Political Views Are

Libertarian

My Goal In Life Is

To accumulate as much money as possible because I know I can put it into the sarcophagus and use it in the afterlife to buy Guinness. But if this isn't possible and I can't take it with me I would spend it on good wine and condoms.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Movies, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Classical, Ambient

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, History, Mystery, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Socializing. Like to go to a new place and say to someone I've never met before "what brings you here today?"

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I guess I'm a classicist - I am attracted to women (and only women) who have classic facial features and are slender to average build. I've never figured out why most men are attracted to big breasted women - first, because "more than a mouthful is a waste" and it is the licking of nipples and not the squeezing of breasts that I believe arouse women, and secondly - big breasted women are going to have droopy tits and a lot of back pain when they become older. For those with massive breasts (like 44 D) I would highly recommend breast reduction surgery due to the health risks. Might even eliminate the possibility of breast cancer (that's what Christina Applegate did and she is to me just as attractive now as she was when she was Kelly Bundy on Married with Children). I love to meet her if only for a photo together.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter