Ready for playtime baby?
Maui4ever
Parkersburg, West Virginia | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
A very playful person with an exabitionist side. I have a love 69 and get sticky my playthings. My ex wife said I'm a big pervert and used her like a whore. So if you're interested and ready to play, message me.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Fish, Horse
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Local artist of the Ross technique
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Arts & Crafts, Music, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Going to a bad movie with someone who will make as much fun of it as I do. And maybe even laugh at each other
as we are masterbate bedside each other until we have to go take care of business in the parking lot!
as we are masterbate bedside each other until we have to go take care of business in the parking lot!
I've Always Wanted To Try
I've always wanted to try a dp on a woman with a dude I could trust with the two of us.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
To reach younger versions of myself when I was young and help them avoid going to some of the places that I've had to go.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Goofy, Slapstick
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Satire, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
This is sick,but,I like sitting on my porch,sorta hidden, on my swing with my junk hanging out, hard as a rock, and watch traffic drive by. And wave at those who see me there.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Empathy, Humor
What Do You Look For?
Size isn't important as long as she's usually in a good mood.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Oral Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck