Looking for NSA mature fun.

First name

Scott

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

First off, I'm not a paying customer...yet. Had to make sure site was legit and not a scam.
Getting ready to pull the trigger.
I'm retired so I have plenty of time to be productive.
I'm a bass player in a working band and keep my hands busy with other projects to avoid becoming a couch potato.
Been single now for a while.
Not interested in changing that.
I'm looking to play around and have some fun. Attached or not, I'd love to meet for brunch or drinks, yak it up, see if we click, and then go from there.
Or, straight to business, if you'd like.
Not too complicated, do you agree?
I have an affinity for older, more mature women. They know who they are and what they want by now.
I am an expert at giving oral sex.
All over your body.
Every part.
Parts is parts.
I am up to make fantasies, or to perform fantasies that you've been keeping locked up in the back of your mind.
Let that fantasy out.
Let me scratch that dirty little itch.
I look before I contact so don't take a non-response as being aloof.
I am just checking to see if you're a fake profile.
Let's see if we can hook up and put the FU back into fun.

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Chest

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Job Title Is

Retired

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Meet. Have chemistry. Talk, flirt, make you horny, then get a private room.
No restrictions.
No inhibitions.

I've Always Wanted To Try

I have tried more than one or two fetishes.
I'm a big fan of wet and sloppy. I dig it when a woman gushes on my face and in my mouth. I love it when she is a squirter.
"I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven..."
Big on finding how many ways to kiss.
And stuff like that.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Goal In Life Is

I'm doing it. I play in a professional working band. I help manage a very old, expensive, and large comic book estate collection. Soon I will be starting back up my
street art gallery.
Move over Bob Ross, and take your stinking happy trees
With you.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

I Don't Like Movies

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Ambient, Soul, Gospel

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Comic, History, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Science, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Dirty nasty filthy sex.
Or cards.
Hearts.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

I always take the whole shape of a woman in. I love women who don't have to go to the gym. Love curvy hips. Ample butt. Will take large breasts, but love to play with the small ones. Long, erect nipples are a big plus.
I love the pull of gravity on a sexy, mature woman. Love that natural look.
From the socially 'ugly', to the 'plain Jane, up to naturally beautiful and sexy, from short to tall, skinny, large, ample, thick, cha-cha, I love mature women.
Looking at them.
Fucking them.
Eating them.
Licking them.
Drooling all...

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck