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TragicallyIrish
San Francisco, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
I am a hedonist, that said I have a need to pleasure as many people as possible. I am currently looking for a new primary for my polycule, and I want a woman who can take as good as they can give, both in and out of bed.
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is
Disabled
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Me making dinner for you and then feeding you sensually.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Being the middle of a lesbian and sausage sexual sandwich.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
Cause chaos, and pleasure the women who are on the same path to eternity. Or at least help find entertainment with the cosmic joke called life.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica, Supernatural
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Brains and the cognitive ability to enhance the human condition.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck