Aussie guy looking for FWB

I Would Describe Myself As

Sure I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am but let’s face it I bet you have already read this in about 200 other profiles. I believe actioI am unique, not like anyone you have ever met unless you have already met me …stalker. ns speak louder than words so why bother? A lot of people have told me that I am “special” or “gifted”. I think they are jealous that I can count to 10 or 20 with my shoes off and even to 22 in the shower.(don’t ask). Anyways , I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life and I don’t mean Maccas. I am very open minded with an international outlook, a risk taker who is always up for a new adventure. I love dogs and they love me, beaches, sunsets, meaningful conversations, and self improvement. I keep very busy and enjoy my life. I don’t have the time or the inclination to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem meeting people. I am extremely selective, and am just fine if I don’t meet anyone on here. BUT , If you are someone really really really special, I would love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better. There is something very special about you. You are curious regarding the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is the spice of life. You can spell ( without using spell check ) and are generally a happy person. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places is a plus ) , your eves are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me. The rest is negotiable, (well you can’t be a blood relative ).

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Grey

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some High School

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

Molecular Hydration Specialist

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Internet, Travel, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Just being with someone I like

I've Always Wanted To Try

Threesomes

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To be financially independent and loved by a beautiful woman.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Family

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Classical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Sex with a woman

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck