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saltyrivers69
Grand Forks, North Dakota | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Divorced after 21 years I gravely miss the perks of having a readily available, somewhat obligated lover, albeit the routine and uneventful. A poor dip, was better than no dip and far better than self-service. Now I'm in such dire need that I even think people can see it. One lady for over two decades qualifies me as the poster boy for safe sex! It doesn't get any safer. I remain optimistic about the possibilities. Its my turn to experience once forbidden pleasures I only heard rumor of over the years while stranded on the remote island called marriage. Anything that soothes my neglected over-active libido now becomes my playground!
Sign
Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slender
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
N/A
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Jock
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Dining, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Cars, Camping, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Dinner, movie, go to a pub with live music, dance (if I feel my mojo), home and what that may curtail.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Sky diving...only once.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Republican
My Goal In Life Is
Not die before tomorrow
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Computers, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Science, Sports, Romance, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
It's very situational, but I'll know when I'm having it.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Divorced after 21 years , the perks of having a readily available, somewhat obligated lover albeit the same and uneventful. A poor dip, is better than no dip and far better than self-service. One lady for over 23 years made me a poster boy for safe sex. I remain optimistic about the possibilities. Its my turn to experience once forbidden pleasures I only heard rumor of over the years while stranded on the remote island called marriage. Anything that soothes my neglected over-active libido now becomes my playground!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck