Sexy, crazy funny guy, 54, seeks FWB
sasquatch763
Palm Desert, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish, German
I Would Describe Myself As
Sexy, funny as hell, highly intelligent, sensitive, sensual, attentive, conscientious and it is of PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE that my partner's sexual needs are met! Hard working and love to relax with a drink and some classic rock or country, and have a like-minded, in-tune, conservative(outside the bedroom, of course) lady to do the relaxing with! I'm a good looking, stocky guy, who is great with his hands and can fix anything, maybe even your broken heart!?! An awesome cook with passion, who'll make you laugh, cum and wonder, not necessarily in that order! hahaha
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
Home Improvement Specialist
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
candle lit dinner, prepared by me on my mountain view patipo, with drinks and music, followed by a concert and trip to the casino
I've Always Wanted To Try
hot-air ballooning, scuba diving and sex in zero gravity!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
Having a humble abode to call my own (again) and a stable, loving and true, lasting relationship with my best friend With enough resources to make a substantial difference in the lives of those I care about around me!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Instructional, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Biography, History, Instructional, Nature, Reference, Science, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Camping & fishing in a secluded spot off-roading casino concerts shooting hiking in the beautiful mountains
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
A smart, witty and sexy lady who speaks her mind and has a great and twisted sense of humor - SHOCKPROOF!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Other, Oral Sex