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schlongboy
Des Moines, Iowa | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Short fat ugly horny depressed lonely guess that pretty well sums it up
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Indian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
PIGGY SLAYER
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Internet, Cars, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be
lots of fuckin and suckin
I've Always Wanted To Try
antthing once well ok maybe twice LMFAO
My Friends Describe Me As Being
I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
get fucked and have lots of fun
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read
Computers, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
lots of fuckin and suckin
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Humor
What Do You Look For?
im lookin for FWB phone fuckin sexting ladies that r real no fakes no prudes no drunks jus be real no games
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck