Broke but not broken and horny as hell!
snakeDave
Santa Maria, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm a 61year old Portugese/American,about 280lbs,with a large belly that's more muscle than fat.
I enjoy extended foreplay and am relatively well endowed(about 8"),and enjoy after sex cuddling,which often leads to more sex(I tend towards marathon sex).
Outside of the bedroom I enjoy reading sci_
I enjoy extended foreplay and am relatively well endowed(about 8"),and enjoy after sex cuddling,which often leads to more sex(I tend towards marathon sex).
Outside of the bedroom I enjoy reading sci_
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Arms
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Cooking, Dining, Movies, Reading, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Hot sex, a shared shower, dinner, followed by a good stage play(I'm not saying it'll happen, but you did say ideal!).
I've Always Wanted To Try
Travel, but never could afford it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
Do no harm!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Sex, reading, driving, riding motorcycles, camping out, a good stage play, doing art work,a.d time spent with a pleasent woman, not necessarily in that order.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck