Man with penis, seeks woman with vagina.
tmajik
Elgin, Illinois | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Kind, decent, maybe nearly as good as a vibrator.
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Hands
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
Disabled
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Coffee in a quiet green space to talk.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Failing!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
Again, not failing. Is this thing on?
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, New age, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Computers, Health, Humor, Nature, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
Being around people I enjoy.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Money, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
All the stuff in the list, and a spark.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck