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treb10inches
Victoria, British Columbia | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Educated, experienced, refined, resourceful and creative, people find me "different", interesting and talented. An "old school" gentleman who understands the true meaning of "intimate", puts friendship ahead of all else and seeks quality time with people for mutual benefit and enjoyment. A "good time" is when everyone has enjoyed themselves and would like to experience more, more, more.....(harder-deeper-longer ?).....
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, European, Other
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Belly Button
Body Art
Other, Scarred
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Horse, Rodent, Other, No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
MISTER
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
MEMORABLE, EXCITING, INVIGORATING, FULFILLING FOR BOTH, ENDLESSLY REPEATABLE LIKE A FIRST DATE SHOULD BE......
all caps cause it's important.........
all caps cause it's important.........
I've Always Wanted To Try
MORE OF WHAT I KNOW I LIKE AND STUFF I HAVEN'T GOT TO YET... THE OPERATIVE WORD BEING YET.....
all caps cause I do know myself well.........
all caps cause I do know myself well.........
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Fill it with
more stuff that I would do aginandagin and aginandagin
Fill it with
less with stuff I haven't tried yet.....
the operative words being yet, an aginandagin......
more stuff that I would do aginandagin and aginandagin
Fill it with
less with stuff I haven't tried yet.....
the operative words being yet, an aginandagin......
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
THE STUFF I MAKE UP MYSELF......Fun stuff I do with others....
CAUTION: plays well with himself, Plays too, too well with others, can be habit forming...DANGEROUS IN EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS, Limited quanties available
CAUTION: plays well with himself, Plays too, too well with others, can be habit forming...DANGEROUS IN EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS, Limited quanties available
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
elevens dressed up as 3's, 6's, or 9's, or ............the 'skinyouarein,' clothing optional......
or some frilly little thing, creative use of ribbons and bows encouraged....freshly laundered and unstarched with suitable patina, aged in real life....
or some frilly little thing, creative use of ribbons and bows encouraged....freshly laundered and unstarched with suitable patina, aged in real life....
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck