I'm a key looking for a keyhole
tuasails
Jeffersonville, Indiana | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Short but too tall to be a jockey. Standing at attention with no place to go, if you know what I mean. Intelligent but not enough to join MENSA. Quiet but a good conversationalist.
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Married
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Scarred
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Keeper of the Home Fires
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Movies, Internet, Gardening, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, The Movies, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
We meet at a restaurant. I buy the meals. If there's chemistry, we go to your place and whatever happens happens. I willwant you to sit on my face.
I've Always Wanted To Try
things my wife wasn't interested in.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
My next goal is to learn to paint abstract paintings
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, History, Humor, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Putting together a bootleg recording. Watching something REALLY good on tv. Sex (masturbation)
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Find the best part(s) of a woman and concentrate on those.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck