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TerseMonkey

Kitchener, Ontario | Mand Søger en Kvinde

Grundlæggende oplysninger

Jeg taler
Engelsk, Serbisk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
Underskriv
Scorpio

Udseende & Situation

Min kropstype er
Muskuløs
Min højde er
183 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Smil
Kropsudsmykning
Arret
Mit hår er
Grå
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte
Ja

Status

Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Selvstændig
Mit speciale er
Konstruktion / håndværker
Min jobtitel er
Multi disciplined problem solver
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Ja - men ikke tobak
Jeg drikker
Ja - en eller to

Personlighed

I gymnasiet var jeg
Jock
Min sociale opførsel er
Reserveret, Genert, Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Pyroman, Flirtende, Uadvendt
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Familie, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Motion, Kunst og håndværk, Sport, Læring, Musik, Film, Internet, Gå på diskotek / barer, Dans, Teater, Rejser, Madlavning, Biler, Fisk / jagt, Kortspil, Camping, Gambling, Frivilligt, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Feste, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Diskotek / barer, Ekstremsport, Gå på casino, Klæde sig ud, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Ballademager, Cool, Fjollet, En flirt

Synspunkter

Min religion er
Agnostiker
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
Min form for humor er
Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk

Smag

I tv ser jeg altid
Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Gør-det-selv, Film, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Land, Rap, Rock, Pop, Klassisk, Blues, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Gør-det-selv, Teknisk, Jeg bryder mig ikke om at læse
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO

Leder efter

Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Flirtende, Spontanitet, Skaldethed, Følsomhed, Empati, Dygtighed, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Lige meget, Oralsex, Jeg vil bare have sex