Fit, ok looking, newly divorced mature,
TerseMonkey
Kitchener, Ontario | Mann Søker A Kvinne
Grunnleggende informasjon
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk, Serbisk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
Registrer
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Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Muskuløs
Min høyde er
6 '0 (1,83 m)
Øynene mine er
Brun
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Skilt
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor ikke hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Min beste egenskap er
Smil
Kropps kunst
Arr
Mitt hår er
Grå
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Ingen dyr
Villing til å flytte
Ja
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Noe College
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Selvstendig næringsdrivende
Min spesialitet er
Konstruksjon / kunsthåndverker
Minn jobb tittel er
Multi disciplined problem solver
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Venner kommer av og til på besøk
Jeg er en røyker
Ja - men ikke tobakk
Jeg drikker
Ja - En eller to
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Sportsmenneske
Min sosiale atferd er
Reservert, Sjenert, Observant, Vennlig, Komisk, Brann starter, Flørtende, Utadvent
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Familie, Restaurant, Fotografi, Trene, Kunst og Håndverk, Sport, Lære, Musikk, Filmer, Internett, Klubb / Bar Hopping, Dansing, Teater, Reise, Lage mat, Biler, Jakt / Fiske, Kortspill, Kamping, Gambling, Frivillig arbeid, Datamaskiner
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Feste, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Klubb / Bar, Ekstremsport, Gå på kasino, Kle seg ut, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date vil være
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Bråkmaker, Kul, Tullete, En flørt
Visninger
Min religion er
Agnostiker
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
Aldri
Mitt mål i livet er
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
Min humoristiske sans er
Campy / overdrevet, Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig, Tullete, obskur, Slapstick, Frekk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Instruksjonsvideo, Filmer, Sport
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Andirektemeldingasjon, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Land, Rap, Rock, Pop, Klassisk, Blues, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Instruksjonsvideo, Teknisk, Jeg liker ikke å lese
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, flørtende, Spontanitet, Dristighet, Følsomhet, Empati, Gode ferdigheter, Humor, Flott utseende, Omtanksfull, Intelligens
Hva ser du etter?
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Venn, Dato, Spiller ingen rolle, Oral sex, Vil bare ha sex