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TerseMonkey

Kitchener, Ontario | Mann Suche eine/n Frau

Basis Information

Ich kann sprechen
Englisch, Serbisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
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Erscheinung & Situation

Mein Körpertyp ist
Muskulös
Meine Größe ist
6' 0 (1.83 m)
Meine Augen sind
Braun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - nicht zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Lachen
Körperkunst
Vernarbt
Mein Haar ist
Grau
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Keine Haustiere
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja

Status

Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Selbstständig
Meine Spezialität ist
Bau / Handwerker
Mein Job-Titel ist
Multi disciplined problem solver
Ich lebe
Alleine
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Ja - Aber keinen Tabak
Ich trinke
Ja - Eine oder zwei

Persönlichkeit

In der Hauptschule war ich
Sportskanone/Enthusiast
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Reserviert, Schüchtern, Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Feurig, Flirtwillig, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Familie, Essen gehen, Fotografie, Trainieren, Kunst & Handwerk, Sport, Lernen, Musik, Filme, Internet, Clubbing / Ausgehen, Tanzen, Theater, Reisen, Kochen, Autos, Fischen / Jagen, Karten spielen, Camping, Spielen, Ehrenamtliche Arbeit, Computer
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Clubbing / Bars, Extremsport, Ins Casino gehen, Sich aufstylen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Störenfried, Cool, Albern, Ein Flirt

Ansichten

Meine Religion ist
Agnostisch
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Nie
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
Mein Art Humor ist
Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Albern, Mysteriös, Witzig, Scharf

Geschmack

Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Anleitungen, Filme, Sport
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rap, Rock, Pop, Klassik, Blues, Lating, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Anleitungen, Technisch, Ich mag lesen nicht
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO

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Was findest du attraktiv?
Esprit, Flirtwillig, Spontanität, Kühnheit, Sensibilität, Einfühlungsvermögen, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Humor, Gutes Aussehen, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz
Wonach suchst du?
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Freund, Date, Ist egal, Oralsex, Möchte nur ficken