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TerseMonkey

Kitchener, Ontario | Homme Cherchant Femme

Informations de base

Je sais parler
Anglais, Serbe
Je me décrirais comme
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
Signe
Scorpion

Apparence & situation

Ma silhouette est
Musclée
Ma taille est
6' 0 (1.83 m)
Mes yeux sont
Marrons
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Divorcé/e
J'ai des enfants
Oui - pas chez moi
Je veux des enfants
Non
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Sourire
Art Corporel
Cicatrices
Mes cheveux sont
Gris
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Pas d'animaux
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui

Statut

Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Auto-entrepreneur
Mon domaine de compétence est
Construction / Artisanat
Mon titre de fonction est
Multi disciplined problem solver
Je vis
Seul/e
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Oui - mais pas du tabac
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - de temps à autres

Personnalité

Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Fana de sport
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Réservé, Timide, Observateur, Sympa, Comique, Impulsif, Séducteur, Ouvert
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Famille, Dîner , Photographie, Faire de l'exercice, Art & artisanat, Sports, Apprendre, Musique, Films, Internet, Fêtes, Danse, Théâtre, Voyages, Cuisine, Voitures, Pêche / Chasse, Jeux de cartes, Camper, Jeux d'argent, Bénévolat, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire la fête, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Sorties en boîte / tour des bars, Sports extrêmes, Aller au casino, Se déguiser, Aller à un concert, Aller au musée
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Trublion, Cool, Neuneu, Un amour

Points de vue sur la vie

Ma religion c'est
Agnostique
Je vais à la messe
Jamais
Mon but dans la vie c'est
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Vicelard, Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Obscur/e, Bouffon, Coquin/e

Goûts

A la télévision, je regarde
Dessins animés, Documentaires, Programmes instructifs, Films, Sports
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Animation, Thrillers
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classique, Blues, Latino, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Programmes instructifs, Ouvrages techniques, Je n'aime pas lire
Mon idée du fun
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO

Recherchant un/e

Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Bon sens, Séduction, Spontanéité, Audace, Sensibilité, Empathie, Talents, Humour, Beauté, Délicatesse, Intelligence
Que recherchez-vous?
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Peu importe, Sexe oral, Je veux juste baiser