Fit, ok looking, newly divorced mature,
TerseMonkey
Kitchener, Ontario | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese, Serbo
Mi descriverei come
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
Segno zodiacale
Scorpione
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Muscoloso
La mia altezza è
6' 0 (1.83 m)
I miei occhi sono
Marroni
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Sorriso
Body Art
Segnato
I Miei capelli sono
Grigi
Ho una o più di queste
Nessun animale
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie superiori
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Autonomo
La mia specializzazione è
Costruzioni/ Edilizia
La mia professione è
Multi disciplined problem solver
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
Sì - Ma non tabacco
Bevo
Sì - Una o due
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Atleta
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Riservato, Timido, Osservatore, Amichevole, Comico, Incendiario, da flirtare, Estroverso
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Famiglia, Cene, Fotografia, Tenersi in forma, Arti & Mestieri, Sport, Istruzione , Musica, Fim, Internet, Andare per locali, Ballo, Teatro, Viaggi, Cucina, Auto, Caccia/ Pesca, Giocare a carte, Campeggio, Gioco d'azzardo, Volontariato, Computer
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Feste, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Andare per locali, Sport Estremi, Andare al Casinò, Travestirsi, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
Ho sempre voluto provare
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Combina guai, Figo, Goffo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Agnostico
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Campeggio, Saggio, Sarcastico, Amichevole, Goffo, Oscuro, Farsesco, Volgare
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Cartoni Animati, Documentari, Istruttivi, Fim, Sport
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Fantascienza, Commedie, Animazione, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classica, Blues, Latina, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Istruttivi, Tecnica, Non mi piace leggere
La mia idea di divertimento è
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Acume, Civetteria, Spontaneità, Audacia, Sensibilità, Empatia, Abilità, Umorismo, Bellezza, Profondità, Intelligenza
Cosa cerchi?
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Incontri, Non Importa, Sesso Orale, Voglio solo Scopare